Summoned

I received a summons for jury duty in the mail today. There are way too many things wrong with that entire situation. The saving detail was that it was addressed to somebody else. It was pretty funny, though, to go around showing it to other people and witnessing bewilderment. There are already too many cases of students being called for jury duty at the most inopportune times, their calling a foreigner wouldn't be too bizarre to consider. There are also lots of allegations that the selection process for jurors isn't completely random. Who knows?